'What's your blood type? '
'And your star sign? '
Women these days always ask that.
lsn't that just pathetic?
How can all the women in the country believe in the nonsense
that personality's related to blood type?
Even when drinking wine, they drink according to their blood type.
On public transits, when you hear girls talking with that nasal voice
Doesn't it really get to you?
l mean, they are not kids so l don't understand why adults talk like that.
The internet ruined everything!
Why, you ask? 'Cause they don't read.
They don't buy a newspaper but read celebrity scandals on the web.
Same old pictures. The same old photos.
And what else?
Talking nonsense as usual about love, about life.
They just sloppily leave a one-liner copied from some lame quotations.
'Hahaha. Totally touching.' 'Ditto.'
'Yeah, right.'
Now, do l have to become immature and do all that?
l'd rather stay single. Don't you think so, doctor?
Am l the weird one?
My Scary Girl
PARK Yong woo
CHOl Kang hee
CHO Eun ji
lt's all right. You don't have to help.
Don't worry about me.
Why don't you put it down for a while?
l can't. l can't lift it back up if l do.
l see...
lt's just that l've got a bad back.
No worries.
- My back's not any better. - l see...
l'm all right. l am. Don't you worry. Just go on up.
l won't fall down, l won't fall down, l won't fall down, l won't fall down.
l told you l was fine with it.
l...
Who are you?
l live upstairs.
l... uh... that was...
Excuse me, sir! Sir!
Who is it?
l don't know.
He was looking through my stuff when l came out.
What? Me?
Well, l...
This is a misunderstanding.
What's wrong with that old man!
The reason that a pretty guy is addictive.
l'll afford Bangkok, Bali, wherever. Bring all of your friends.
Then, we pay nothing, right?
Of course! lnstead, we go together.
No way!
Business is really bad, you know.
- But how come you're so happy? - What?
- What's your secret? - What secret?
You're always laughing and chatting with girls.
And patting them... So what's the secret?
Nothing much.
Women just talk to me. Then, l talk back.
And then, they ask questions. And l answer them back.
lt's just like that.
So, what is it that you talk about?
Why? You want to date now?
- Huh, me? - Hey!
What brings you here, Dae-woo?
Umm, because...
Wasn't your publishing company in Yeoksam area?
Oh, we moved here 2 weeks ago.
lt's the office right opposite this one.
- Really? Why didn't l know that? - l told you before.
- You did? - Yeah, you asked me.
Do l have to cherish and remember everything that you say?
So, how's your back?
l heard that it's totally busted.
Want me to introduce you to a proper acupuncturist?
Who said such crap. My back's all fine now.
Gotta go. l'm busy.
And my back's all fine, you asshole.
Oh, my legs.
Oh, my back.
Why do my back and leg hurt so much?
The pain's killing me.
l have a bit of a bad back, really.
lt'd be a load off if only my back was hurting.
My whole body's in pain! How it's killing me.
My legs
What a nice young man.
- You know, the other day... - l heard from the delivery man.
- l see... - Why didn't you explain back then?
l didn't think he'd just leave like that.
He lives in our building.
What kind of work do you do?
You see, l live with her.
Since we'll be seeing each other why don't we say hello?
So, what do you do?
l lecture at a university.
- Lecture what? - English Literature.
That's nice.
What is it... you want to say?
- How about going to the coffee shop? - Just say it here.
What is it?
Baby, what you doing outside?
Dae-woo!
Hey! Dae-woo!
Hey! Hwang Dae-woo! Hwang Dae-woo!
Hey, you! Hwang Dae-woo!
Open the door! Hey! Dae-woo!
Although l'm over 30 years old, l was never romantically involved.
l've never been to the cinema with a girl.
Nor have l ever kissed.
Still, l've been able to get by until now.
l thought it better to stay single than to be with someone l don't fancy.
Seeing my friends dating seemed so immature to me. But!
For a couple of months now, l feel strange.
lt's only a little back pain and l don't why, but...
l feel it'd get better if somebody could just softly rub it a bit.
Now l really want to date but l have absolutely no clue as to how.
Even if l like someone, l haven't got a clue what to say.
l don't know...
l can't even speak because l'll get embarrassed.
Please help me, doctor.
How can it be all depression!
Depression for the housewife! Depression for the prep school student!
And depression for not being in love!
Dae-woo, hey, Hwang Dae-woo!
Did you listen to me or what?
All right, all right. Back off.
Whoever she is, if she's the one then you can just say that one line.
- What did l tell you before? - l said back off!
Come on. Try saying it now.
Would you like to go to the movies with me tomorrow?
Do you want to go with another guy? Try saying it out louder!
Would you like to go see a movie with me tomorrow?
Yeah! Have some confidence! Be confident!
There aren't many girls who'd refuse you.
Wouldn't you like to go see a movie with me tomorrow?
- Where you going at this hour? - To Daejeon. To get my stuff.
- When will you come back? - ln a couple of days.
- So much dust... - Hello?
Hello.
- You asked to go to the movies? - What?
- l'd like to. - Ah, yes, good bye.
Now... um... what...
- What's your number? - What?
Ah! My number. My number? 016.
Ah! l see.
- And your name is? - Wang the man... no...
Hwang Dae-woo, Hwang Dae-woo
Wang the man is a nickname. Anyone can tell, right?
Um... yes, hello?
l'll have to call you back 'cause l'm busy right now...
Oh! To give me your number!
Bravo! Oh, my.
- And your name is? - Lee Mina.
Let's get in touch tomorrow. We'll decide on the movie, then.
Yes!
Try to get into the casual mode of speech.
By calling her Miss Lee and asking 'would you' or 'could you'...
- How can you get past the first base? - How can l when it's not been that long?
You have to make the transition natural so she can feel comfortable about it.
- But still, that's a bit... - And yeah!
ln the beginning, you have to make them laugh.
ln surveys, guys with a sense of humor are always the first place.
But why does the man always have to be funny?
Why can't the woman be funny?
Listen carefully.
'What's he like? 'Oh, he's really funny' And...
'What's she like? ' 'Oh, she's a laugh' So?
lsn't it a bit better that the guy's the funny one?
So you're going to the language institute for your studies overseas, right?
What will you study in ltaly?
Design.
lt's not easy to be starting something new at this age.
But since l have been drawing all my life.
l don't think it'd be so hard.
Oh, art school. You went to.
l thought you were in the arts 'cause l saw the picture books.
You really had many books.
No matter how busy l am l try to make time for some reading.
l don't think there's any future in people who don't read.
Yes, of course.
l always thought the same, too.
Oh, my.
- l'm a bit funny, huh? - Yes, you are.
You read many books haven't you?
Are there any books that you'd like to recommend to me?
Excuse me?
What meaning did the 20th century have for you?
What?
There was a re-run of BBC's
'What is 20th Century to Humanity? '
While watching it, l asked myself this question.
- Didn't you listen to what l said? - Sorry?
What... what did you say?
lt doesn't matter.
- l have to go to the bathroom. - Yes! Yes!
Today was great, man. Call ya tomorrow!
- What did you say? - What?
- Why are you talking like that? - l'm sorry.
And today wasn't great, you know.
l'm sorry.
Today was great. Great, man.
Man.
l hope you'll like it. Hwang Dae-woo.
l need to explain.
l asked you before what meaning the 20th century had for you.
Then l expected you to ask me this, while tilting your head to one side
'Well, what does it mean to you? '
Then, l planned to answer like this
Since l didn't meet you then l'd just trash it down the 'shithole! '
How funny and romantic is that?
lsn't that funny?
And when l ran into you at the bathroom, it was all planned.
What l planned to say at that moment was
'Oh! l was temporarily blinded because you're so radiant'
lt's the best! You can't get any funnier!
But you frowned right then, so...
l didn't want to burden you, so...
l purposely put it in your bag without you knowing about it.
l'm not the kind who expects such expensive gifts.
One flower is enough.
What, what, what, what are you...
You're rater cute.
Can't we do it some more?
Mina, time out.
Actually, Mina,
l can't breathe well through my nose Because of empyema.
l just didn't have the time to get the operation done.
Good night.
Yes, right.
Yes.
Hey! What are you doing there?
Go on home to sleep.
How can you sleep when the full moon is so bright?
Are you the werewolf? Why can't you sleep on a full moon?
Sir, am l cute?
What? Looks normal to me.
Sir, have you ever kissed?
l kissed today!
You did?
Then you'll do it until the end of time.
Oh, dear...
The moon's so bright...
That's hilarious!
Jin Do-hee's Best films.
What's this?
Tongue... Don't like it? Take it out?
No, don't take it out. Don't! l like it so much.
Tongue's the best.
Mina?
Mina. l was worried since you didn't answer the phone...
Excuse me. l think l'm at the wrong house.
l'm sorry. l'm sorry.
lsn't this the house?
Mina!
l don't want to justify myself.
Yes. He's my ex-boyfriend.
l think you should turn the heater up in the living room.
l mean, l was worried that
he might catch a cold being naked like that.
Why are you being so childish?
Well, l am the most childish person in Asia.
l was childish so l went to childcare center and l almost got arrested for being too childish.
Favorite poet, Chaucer. Favorite playwright, Chekhov.
Favorite flower, cherry blossoms. And many more besides that.
l broke up with him a year ago.
But l don't know how he found me here.
l'll take care of it.
So please could you be understanding?
- You must be thrilled. - About what?
Well, this huge thing... huh?
My, My, My
l thought it was a bowling pin.
What?
What do you have against the bowling pins?
You go first. l need to rest.
lnstead, l know this great place so let's have a drink.
l have to get back to school.
You said there wasn't any afternoon lectures.
There's a seminar next week and l have a presentation to do.
l think l'll have to work on it for couple of days in school.
Are you talking about that one at some hotel by the East Coast?
Guess you'll have plenty of sashimi.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah...
l'll wait until you sort things out with him.
l'm not that uptight.
But l like you.
Because l like you so much that...
Why do you like me?
l like you because...
You're pretty, elegant, intelligent, and kind.
He left.
- Don't worry about it now. - Mina.
Fuck. The internet made this country into a porn republic.
Doing it on the streets like that.
Hey, mister! Mister!
You dig doing it on the street? Do you?
Yes! lt's great!
Shame on you guys tagging along each other.
Just go and get yourself a girl, quick! Morons!
Are you crazy?
Oh, yeah?
Stop the porn, and let's shoot some action!
- Come and get me. - Get him! Go!
l love you! l love you!
Elegant and intelligent...
lt's a bit difficult to hire someone right now.
Can't you send anyone quickly?
Don't you know that every day the news is filled with
reports about some body found in the mountains or in reservoirs?
That's because it was buried by an amateur.
Why did you have to kill him when you could've just held out.
l didn't kill because l wanted to!
l almost got killed.
Who is this Hong-kyu and how did he know about that place?
- ls he the one you ran away from before? - Yes, he is.
l think it was Jang-mee who called him.
Why would Jang-mee do that?
She's not blabbering about the money, is she?
l'll take care of her.
By the way, how do you take the blood out of the wallpaper?
Just get it all done again.
l can't do it alone. And l can't hire anyone.
Wait.
What would the intellectuals on Naver say?
'How do you take blood out of the wallpaper? '
Yeah...
She's like an angel with so much understanding.
l didn't believe in fate before but,
l think l didn't meet anyone else because l was meant to meet her.
Yeah, well, that's...
Do you stick your tongue into the mouth when you kiss, too?
Really? Yeah, l did. A while ago.
Well, this is the last one. Jang-mee really has lots of clothes.
Why did you offer to pay for the taxi?
Well, l didn't know she'd ride it all the way from Daejeon.
On top of that, a deluxe taxi.
l'm sorry but let's have a raincheck on your cooking for me.
No, don't. Let's go out and eat together with Jang-mee.
- She might be a bit tired. - Let's go out.
Please let me make a good impression on your friend.
ls the meat not good?
- She sure seems comfortable cutting it. - Sorry?
Oh, nothing. l'm not that hungry
Hey, Mina. You really have a good appetite, don't you?
Stabbing yesterday, slicing it today.
ls it that good?
Wow, you really drink well.
- Should l order another glass? - No, that's all right.
You should stop drinking.
The bathroom...
Please excuse me, Jang-mee.
Such cheesy drama manners!
Why should l excuse him when he's going for a piss.
So you can really communicate with this university lecturer?
Well, it's not such a big deal that he's teaching at the university.
Why don't you stop drinking and read some books like me
And talk in a cultured way.
Yeah, you sure killed him in a very cultured way.
Now that you mention it.
What made you contact him?
You should've been with him and not that academic type.
Your lovable meat-chewing lips were making me crazy for a kiss.
Later.
l will.
Yes.
This is just crazy. You're forgetting who you are.
Yes, honey.
Why the hell am l your husband, you crazy bitch!
Are you seeing that Kye-dong again?
Are you crazy to call him like that? He's not even your friend.
Hey! When will you get rid of that? l got no place to hang my clothes.
l'm looking for someone to take care of it, so wait.
Get it out, now!
l hate seeing that bastard's face every morning.
- l'll just cover it up later. - And the smell?
lf you really hate it, then switch rooms.
Why should l switch? Just move it into the bathroom, then.
- lt's too small in there. - Well, then, do something!
How can l move such a heavy thing in downtown Seoul?
Just get a car and go bury him in the mountains.
You know l don't have a license.
lf you don't have the license then why did you kill? Why?
Just get it out of my room today!
Of course.
What kimchi fridge wouldn't store meat?
lf you store at the optimum temperature of -3 degrees.
Then it won't freeze up for 15 days.
lt doesn't matter if it does...
Do you have any that's not divided? l want to store it in one piece.
How many liters are you thinking?
About 72, 73 kilos?
Now, this is a past model that came out for both home and business.
lt's uniquely made in one piece. This will be enough for you.
- lt looks a bit small. - No, it doesn't.
- lt's not small at all. - lt looks a bit small.
l'm 70 kilos. Would you believe me only after l go in there myself?
- Yes. - Excuse me?
Please get inside it for me.
Oh, l like it.
- Did l call you too late? - No
Did you take good care of what you had to do in the evening?
Yes, l was really busy today.
Ah, you were busy. l see.
Mina!
You know when l first asked you out.
Do you remember the friend that l was with in the elevator?
- l do. - He really wants to meet with you.
So tomorrow, him and his girlfriend, the four of us,
We agreed to meet. ls that okay with you?
Since tomorrow's a holiday, you don't have any classes, do you?
l have to go to Dae-jeon tomorrow. l'll be coming back late in the afternoon.
Then we can meet for dinner.
- All right. - All right. Okay.
We can meet for dinner. Okay. Hooray.
Tell me.
Well, you know that friend l just told you about?
He's running a small travel agency.
He says business is bad these days
So he calls me day and night
and begs me to go on a package tour.
Well, he says Singapore is really nice
And it'll be fully booked soon. But why will it, if business is bad?
- l really don't understand. - So?
Well, it's hard to just pass by but it's still difficult to just decide...
Would you like to go with me?
Well, we can book separate rooms.
lt can be arranged like that.
Well, l wonder if he'll ask me again tomorrow about it...
Why book separate rooms? lt's not like we're strangers.
Mina...
Give me your tongue.
Will you get out so that l can get changed?
No, l don't want to.
He seemed liked a genuine guy so why don't you stop right there.
You're not serious about him, are you?
You're a murderer. A murderer.
What's love to you when you've killed someone?
lsn't it true? l mean, if you had some common sense.
How would this love affair make sense?
ln a while, you have to escape out of the country.
Are you going to take him with you?
Are you?
Nah, you guys don't match.
Maybe with me...
Now that l mention it, should l try and seduce him?
Wait a bit longer for the corpse to get taken care of.
The professional guy in this field just can't be reached these days.
You'll be staying for dinner, right?
l have to go back because l have a dinner appointment.
What appointment? Who do you know in Seoul?
Just some friends from the language institute...
You shouldn't be mingling with other people.
You should stay quiet until you go.
Well, l guess you'd know what's best for you.
Would you like a drink?
Guys are all the same.
How?
- You just looked. - l didn't look.
Yeah, you did.
l didn't know it was there.
Yeah, all right. You didn't see anything.
Hey, what are you doing?
Just stay still. l want to watch the TV.
Please wait a minute.
Hey! Why did you change your pants?
- Please go, Jang-mee. - Man, He's a real dimwit!
There's only Mina for me so please leave now.
How could a friend do this kind of thing?
Compared to me, what's so great about that bitch?
That bitch?
That bitch...
l don't understand why Mina hangs around people like you.
Get out. Out! Now!
How strong you are for a girl! Out!
Hey! You!
You'll flip if you knew what she is really like.
Art major, studying in ltaly, they're all lies!
Shut up, you alcoholic!
Shit.
Why'd you do that, huh?
Why'd you brush me off on the web?
l was really happy when you said hello to me on the web.
But Sae-jung told me to never say it back to you, so...
You think Sae-jung's scary and you think l'm not?
And you think it's just about getting brushed off on the web?
l just think you're essentially without any manners.
You get what l'm saying?
Later on, l saw that you quit the membership.
So l felt bad because l thought it was because of me.
l was going to, anyway. You shithead.
The phone...
Hey, Paek Jang-mee. Didn't l tell you not to call me?
What are you rambling on about, you little shit!
l mean, did l ever ask for anything else?
What?
What are you saying?
Yeah. What?
Hey, l'm not getting the whole picture.
Where you at? Yeah, all right.
l get it. Yeah, l'm on my way.
Yeah, l'm here, now.
Which apartment? Yeah, okay.
Yes, l wanted to pick you up at the terminal.
Please wait inside a coffee shop or something. l'll be right there.
Oh, l know who that is.
The building with the chicken soup place on the first floor.
- That grandpa who came and went. - Yeah, that's the one.
The 2 villas behind that are his and he even had some property.
But, hey...
What kind of a relationship did she have with him that she's inheriting them?
- Remember me? - Yes, of course
l was drunk then so l didn't realize what a beautiful woman you are.
Oh, and Jung-hwa works at a publishing company.
Jung-hwa, Mina really loves to read so, please give her your company's books.
What books are you publishing these days?
We're always doing the Russian literature series.
Do you like Russian novels?
Why doesn't this come undone?
- Wait a minute. - You scared me.
So, she hit the jackpot in 6 months. How much is she getting?
3 billion or 300 million...
What's the right amount? lt's 3 billion, right?
l'm really bad with numbers.
But 3 billion is probably right.
- She wouldn't have killed for Just 300 million. - She killed?
- You said it was a heart attack? - Fuck.
Crime and Punishment...
Don't you know Dostoyevsky?
l guess she didn't read many because of her art major.
Yeah, she must've been busy drawing.
How could she have the time to read, right?
And dosto or toasto, l mean, how many would have read it?
She said she read many books before.
Jung-hwa! Why don't you stop talking about books, now.
Even if you work at a publisher, how can you keep talking about them?
By the way, Mina. l wonder if you like them.
Like Mondrian and Kandinski.
- At a 20th Century Abstract Painting... - Yes, l think l read them before.
So, you read them...
Even l should go around and see some paintings but
the only paintings l know are only of Van Gogh.
And isn't Van Gogh easy, right?
l also like Van Gogh. l think he's so touching.
Becoming insane in the name of his own art, no matter what.
Van Gogh was born on March 30, 1853.
Wow, you really know your major. How do you know all that?
Aries aren't born artistic but
Van Gogh was a bit unique in that way.
You see, l'm a Pisces.
So that's why l'm so sensitive and l crave for art more than others.
- You believe in star signs? - Actually, l don't really.
- lt's all for fun. - Yes, of course! lt's for fun.
lt's because my blood type's AB. AB people don't really believe in them.
ln fact, star signs aren't that scientific than blood types.
What's scientific about that! That's all bullshit!
Bullshit?
lt's a theory that started from eugenics that said Caucasians are superior race.
A Japanese student in Germany brought it back.
Germans themselves disposed of it.
But later, one Japanese writer researched about 2, 300 people around him.
And he published a book and we're just scrounging on it.
From all over the world, only Japan and Korea believe in it.
- What's going on? - Did l do something wrong?
All irrelevant answers to all the important questions.
Talking about things like blood types and star signs.
Do you really not know who Dostoyevsky is?
Crime and Punishment?
Well, if you didn't read it, then at least you would've heard the name.
l think l saw it on MBC broadcast...
The sufferings of Koreans in Soviet Union...
That was the drama Kareiski starring Kim Hee-ae.
Why are you remembering that, now?
And if you're an art major then why haven't you heard of Mondrian?
l wasn't very good in my major studies.
The painting in your living room. That is Mondrian! Mondrian!
- Studying in ltaly is a lie, right? - l'm going to ltaly!
- Which design school will you go to? - l haven't decided, yet.
ls it true that you really did draw before?
You lied, right?
The picture books at home are just for decoration, right?
- Where are you going? - Let me go!
lf you go alone, what would it make me look like?
Let go!
- You're blood type A, right? - What?
You're definitely type A! Type A, for sure!
Type A always likes to argue and they're so suspicious!
What?
Well, who have we here? Did you have dinner?
Can't you be a bit happier to see me in a long time?
And as for the ramen,
you have to boil the noodles aside and eat it after draining out the oil.
They say Kim Hae-soo eats like this.
And if possible, it's best if you don't eat it at all.
She's all boozed up so come an chat with me.
- About what? - About money, of course.
l heard about your jackpot, from an old man with a bad heart and short life.
Yeah, you should live to the full. So how did you kill him, huh?
Did you switch the medicine? No, wait...
The pillow? Or you suddenly surprised him?
- Stop talking nonsense. - Just shut my mouth up...
With the wad.
Shit, kimchi.
Damn.
Oh! The kimchi fridge!
You guys eat kimchi all day long?
What's this? Get out of the way.
- lt's meat. Korean beef. - Why do you have so much?
l bought a bit too much because l was feeling a bit weak.
- Get away from there. - No.
Get away! Shit!
This... Who is this?
What's wrong with you? How can you forget about that?
lf you killed someone then you should've taken care of it quickly.
What if someone came in and saw it.
Don't you know that your inheritance and everything would be gone?
How could l move that heavy thing?
And Jang-mee doesn't move a finger, anyway.
You can do anything if you have the will to do it.
l mean, other girls trash their husbands after killing and chopping them up nicely.
Aren't you going to get that?
Don't mind it.
And l want to make one thing clear.
l'm not doing this for a small sum.
lf anything goes wrong, now l'm in deep shit, too.
l think l should get at least half.
- Hey! - What?
Dig in harder. Are you here to plant flowers?
lsn't this enough to bury it?
Enough...
Hey, you!
Go and get some leaves and branches to cover it up.
That's a good girl...
Our girls should all be sent to the army like in lsrael.
They absolutely have no sense of responsibility. None.
- Shit. - What? l can't hear you!
- l said, l can't hear you! - No, right now!
l'll be away from Seoul to go to a seminar for 2 days.
- So let's talk right now... - Hello?
Hey! Why did you two go without me?
- Let me talk to Kye-dong. - Why, you... hello?
Why did you take my phone like that?
You're really unbelievable.
Why is your clothes all dirty? Did you roll around some where?
Who cares whether l have dirt or shit on it?
Shit?
- So, you're showing your real self. - Yes, l am.
lt killed me to keep pretending to be all elegant.
lf we had a fight then we should talk it out.
But you don't even answer the phone all night.
What were you doing with another person's boyfriend?
l really don't get it.
lt's just like that with ignorant woman like me.
So don’t just stand there. Just go and play with your educated friends.
Go and Play!
Ah, fuck!
Why do you have to take it like that?
Did you just say 'fuck' to me?
Yeah, l said fuck. l do swear when l'm mad.
Mina, you're just so fucked up today.
He says fuck is swearing, fuck.
Did it feel good to go without me?
- Who went to play, you fucking bitch? - Now please go.
- Really? You want me to? - No, no. Dae-woo, please come in.
- What's wrong with you? Hey! - Come on in.
- What are you doing, Jang-mee? - Why are you coming in?
Now that we're all here, let's have a drink.
l'll cook a delicious ham and kimchi stew. Just wait one moment.
- Why don't you just leave? - l don't want to leave
We have to sleep now so go on home, will you?
You have to sleep now? Does that mean having a threesome?
l'm really tired. So please just go. Huh?
- Go. Go... - Let me go, okay?
l have something to say to my girlfriend at my girlfriend's house.
So, what's it to you?
lf you're tired then you just go and sleep.
You really are smart, aren't you?
He's the smartest in the Republic of Korea.
And you! You keep talking a bit roughly.
You shouldn't. lt's not like you're a hustling player.
Me, a hustling player?
- Me, a hustler! Hustler? - What's wrong?
- l am a hustler! - What are you doing?
- A hustler. Fuck. - What's wrong?
That's right! There's no kimchi in this house.
What should we do?
When we're making stew, we need kimchi.
Dae-woo, could you bring some kimchi for me?
Now here's a quiz for you!
There isn't any kimchi in this house. But why did she buy this big kimchi fridge?
Why. Don't. You. Have. A. Guess!
You should get to sleep, now.
lt's because something had to be stored.
Hey, Dae-woo. You know, your girlfriend,
she stabbed a knife into her ex-boyfriend.
And kept the corpse in here.
What are you saying?
Okay, okay, okay. Dae-woo! Kimchi! Kimchi! Kimchi! Kimchi!
Are you crazy? Just go inside and go to sleep.
- Let me go! Let me go. Now! - Hey!
lf l go inside then you two will do something, right?
l'm not going in. Don't you do anything without me, damn it.
Where did that bastard go?
Shit.
l wondered why you'd cook up a stew. You wanted that badly to tell that story?
- Stop it. Stop! - Okay, okay.
Let go. l won't, l won't.
Fuck. Gotta kill him!
He'll just think it's the alcohol talking.
Let go! l'll kill him and that bitch. l have to kill her!
- Or else, we're both screwed. - No!
- Just fucking let go! - No!
Kimchi.
- What is it this time? - Please just go.
- Everybody's gone to bed. - Hey, come on.
- Jang-mee, l brought kimchi. - We're not eating it.
l smell something boiling.
You put the ham in first. Please let me in.
lf you want some then go home and cook your own.
Am l doing this because l want some stew?
lt's because l want to talk to you.
l don't want to talk with you so please just go.
- Are you serious? - How many times do l have to say it?
Jang-mee! Kimchi! Kimchi!
What a pest you are!
l've done the best that l could, really.
l tried to understand each other through conversations.
And l was ready to forgive any lies you told me.
Forgive me?
What did l do that was so wrong?
You're really hopeless.
All right. Let's end it, huh?
l need to find someone like me.
Your friends are all hustlers and alcoholics.
Thank you.
You better pull on it, too!
Big sister Mina. Can l ask you something?
By chance, will you be burying me, too?
Why are you calling me big sister?
l raised 2 years of my age because l didn't' want to call you big sister.
l'm sorry. You know how bitchy l am.
Why do you think l'd bury you?
Well, l think we've dug enough but you keep digging in.
So l was a bit worried whether it was for 2 people.
Yesterday, your Kye-dong dug even deeper.
Oh, l see.
Well, if there's one thing he's good at, it's doing the work in detail.
Actually when l saw him work yesterday,
l did learn a few things myself.
l decided hastily that because l'm a woman l can't get all of this taken care of.
lf you say that, then how embarrassing it is for me.
Anyway, l don't plan to bury you.
- So don't worry and just dig. - Yes, ma'am!
See! You can do it when you set your mind to it.
But, big sister,
When you said you killed someone l didn't really think big about it.
But yesterday when l saw it for real... Wow.
l thought l'd end up dead if l wasn't careful with you.
- How can you be so quick? - l was?
Yes, l think you'd be really good in fencing.
- Try it! - Should l?
Ah, fuck!
lt's a porn republic because of the internet. Fuck!
You even do it on the beach, now?
So you like doing it on the beach? Fuck!
Can't you just let me go?
No.
l can't be all at ease, you know.
And more than anything, l'd hate to go to jail.
So l'll never turn you in.
Until l leave this country, you're not going anywhere.
Well, as you know,
l am such an annoying character.
So even while we stay together,
what if l get on your nerves when l don't even really mean it?
And then...
Wouldn't you take me out just like that?
Then you'd have to go to the mountains again.
Honestly, l think it's a tough job for just one person, really.
Hello.
l'll give you your share so just be patient.
You know, l'm not really into the money.
l didn’t join in because of the inheritance.
l just didn't want you to turn out well.
That's how l am.
Are you finished talking? Then, l'm off.
Bye.
Hey, big sister.
Your boyfriend, l think he's a really nice guy.
l tried to seduce him once. But he never fell for me.
He said he only needed you.
All right!
Where have you been at this hour? And why don't you answer your phone?
You got dirt on you again.
Do you go and dig up sweet potatoes in the mountains at night?
What's it to you?
- l got something to say. - l don't have anything to say.
Fuck! The number's so confusing.
Don't, Mina.
Mina, l... Mina! Mina!
Mina!
Mina, l have something to say! Open the door, Mina!
Mina!
Before l met you, Mina
l've never met another woman at all.
On my business trips, l always take a few books with me.
After work, l felt most comfortable reading them at the hotel.
But this time, l couldn't concentrate. You know why?
Because l have a girlfriend!
l want to call her and say l miss her, l want to kiss her!
And l want to say to come to this place with me the next time. But l can't.
Mina, are you listening to me?
Mina!
We only had a little fight.
So now it's time to make peace.
Am l wrong about that?
l am right. Don't you think so?
Make peace? You should apologize.
Yes, it was all my fault. lt's because my blood type is A.
l bought the painting because l really liked it.
And l'm really going to ltaly to study design.
Yes! l believe you!
Buon Giorno! Come Stai? Bene, Grazie. (Hello! How are you? Fine, Thank you.)
And my language teacher said what a great student l am.
And what great pronunciation!
l mean, when did Ms. Monica Belluci come all the way to Korea?
l'm so tired right now.
My body and my soul.
l'm exhausted.
lsn't that a time when you need a boyfriend to lean on? lsn't it?
- That's the bathroom! - Bathroom?
Here? Here...
Wait!
- Will you be all right? - lt's all right, all right.
l should wash up because of the sweat.
That's okay. l can eat salty because l have low blood pressure.
Do you really like me?
Even if l'm not the person you hoped for?
l like you just the way you are right now.
- l don't care about your past, now. - Really?
- You really don't care about my past, right? - Of course.
- As long you didn't kill anyone. - What?
lt's a joke, a joke.
- See. lt's salty. - No, this is just the flavor.
l love it.
- What are you doing? - l wrote a poem.
lt's been 3 years since l had an inspiration.
Let me see...
lt's in English...
lt's because it's my major.
Read it to me in translation. Like a poet.
- lt should be read in the original language. - Come on.
Oh, good. More good, Very good.
Very good... The translation is a bit...
- lt sounds all right to me. - Really?
Then, l'll read it again.
Oh, good, More good, Very good.
Dear thrush and white-billed grouse birds, Dear lreland Beech Jaybirds,
You are crying. l'm also crying.
About that package tour to Singapore? Book me for two.
- Hey, that's all booked. - Don't kid around, man.
- l know it's not that booked. - No, really, it is.
But since it's you, l'll make a special exception.
What's your credit card number?
You knew it ever since l first made it.
Reservation complete. Are you in East coast?
- No, at Mina's place. - What?
l'm preparing breakfast right now.
At this hour? Then you slept there?
Well, yeah, sort of...
- Just move in together, then. - Don't talk nonsense.
- ls she beside you? - Huh? No... it's not that...
There's another person here. Mina's friend.
No, she went to the store.
l'll talk to you later, then. All right.
Stabbing it yesterday, slicing it today.
There isn't even any kimchi in the house.
But why did she buy such a big kimchi fridge?
l'm dating...
LEE Ml JA Lee Mi-ja and not Lee Mina.
That guy, before... does he call you these days?
- Who? - You know,
the bowling pin. No, l mean...
l don't contact him after then.
Why? Does it still bother you?
No, no, no, no.
Why does it take so long when it's not even shadowing or bugging?
All right, yes.
No, just personal information and...
And her past affairs.
Find out her affairs for me, please.
Yes. What?
No not the current one but the past ones.
Yes, all right. Please hurry. Yes.
She married when she was 22.
After 6 months, she was tried for murdering her husband.
She was acquitted for legitimate self-defense.
Seems like the domestic violence was severe from the beginning.
There are rumors that she lived with several different men until 2 years ago.
But it's not in writing so it's not clear.
And, yes.
According to the papers, she's married another time last year.
Yes, have a look at this.
They say this old man's lawyer introduced her to him.
lt seems the inheritance amount is enormous.
Smells a bit like a gold-digger, huh?
- An inheritance? - Yes.
He died of a heart attack 3 months ago.
Was it really a heart attack?
As far as my investigations, it is.
But if you give me more time and money
Then l could find out more in detail.
That's okay.
- Three people's enough. - Excuse me?
What's wrong? Are you feeling sick?
Hello?
lt's me.
Cancel the Singapore trip.
What?
You're a thief, man. What penalty between friends!
What?
Whatever the regulations just take 10%, you asshole!
What are you doing?
lsn't it nice to proceed things faster? What's the problem?
Don't you know it's better to leave early as possible?
Still, how can you move out my things without a word with me?
ls this about that guy named Hwang Dae-woo?
You were so smart but what happened to you?
ls now the time to be dating around?
- What if he found out? - He doesn't know anything.
Get a grip on yourself! A grip! lt could all end with one mistake!
Yes.
When we were on our second date, you told me a strange joke.
Back then, l thought you were weird.
You know...
You seemed a bit boring, from having studied too much.
And you slipped the necklace in my bag while l went to the bathroom.
We kissed that day. Do you remember?
- Are you mad at me or something? - What is it that you want to say to me?
l'll be leaving for ltaly soon.
ltaly?
ltaly or wherever, won't you join me?
Who are you really?
l'm just like that woman.
Being with the person she likes, laughing,
hoping to enjoy life...
such normal person.
What the...
Come here!
Since it's the last time, ask her to have a drink, okay?
And keep offering drinks.
Then, switch them when she's passed out from getting drunk.
There's the one in English which is about 10 pages long.
You know English, right? ABCD.
What would she do taking the money with her?
She'd just buy pizzas.
lt's all an outflow of national wealth. Don't you know the outflow of national wealth?
That money's so precious.
Park it for me.
And so, big sister,
when you pass out from getting drunk he told me to switch it.
Since he didn't see you actually kill, he didn't know what he was saying.
Could you please cut this for me?
- Don't follow me, you crazy bitch! - l won't, you cranky old man.
Just for practice...
Oh, no. l can't because l didn't draw so well.
All right. l understand.
You get so shy about it.
But how did you kill a person when you're so shy, huh?
- Why are you sweating so much? - What sweat?
- Take it off. lt's hot. - l'll be going soon, anyway.
- You look suffocated so take it off. - l said l'm fine like this.
Stop it and just take it off... Look at the sweat on your forehead.
- Come on... - Oh, all right.
Okay, okay! l'll take it off...
What's that inside?
- What? This? - Oh, my...
What are you doing?
Were you that scared? That l might stab you with a knife?
l was feeling a bit weak these days
so l'm learning Kumdo.
l went for practice today and l forgot to take it off.
So? You're going to ltaly?
ltaly, that's nice.
lf you bury it in the Alps then nobody would know.
Can't even get you fruit because you're so scared.
Who says l'm scared?
Come on, Mi-ja...
Really, why couldn't you just bear it? Why'd you have to kill?
l thought you'd accidentally kill one. But there wasn’t just one.
lf l didn't then l would've died. You even saw him for yourself that day.
He's just a scum taking advantage of Jang-mee!
Who are you talking about now?
Jang-mee's boyfriend?
- You killed him, too? - lt just happened that way.
And, l thought...
l'm so stunned that l can only laugh. ls murdering people your hobby?
Do you think l feel great after having killed someone?
l feel really miserable, too!
ls that an expression of agony after killing someone?
You look like someone who's here to pay for the neighbor's glass you happened to break.
But why did you have to kill an old dying man?
Foolish, insignificant, and mean...
He was a sick old man who was a burden on everyone.
He was bound to die soon. So l just speeded it up a bit.
lf the old man's secretly hidden money
is spent well by someone, isn't that a better thing?
So you did kill him. You sure did.
Crime and Punishment.
Foolish, insignificant, and mean...
Do you quote Dostoyevsky like this?
- l'll be going. - Already?
Considering the circumstances, l thought l could have you turn yourself in.
l was even willing to wait for you delivering private food for 2~3 years.
But you are at least a life sentence.
Hey, no! No, don't...
lt's drawn badly, isn't?
Tell me, honestly.
Who is it that you drew?
Yon-sama.
What?
lt's Bae Yong-joon.
Why did you draw Bae Yong-joon?
Other kids at the academy were drawing it.
And l thought it was me.
l was moved for nothing. Shit.
- Want me to draw you one? - Forget it!
lt's Bae Yong-joon? Having a muffler makes it Bae Yong-joon?
lf your back still hurts you, try having some centipede powder.
Others say this is the best time when they're in a relationship.
But what's wrong with me?
Please meet someone else quickly and have a fun time.
ls it that easy to meet and say good bye?
lt's because it's your first time.
lf you keep meeting people, then they're soon forgotten. And...
They even say that first loves never come true.
Are you serious?
What kind of a woman are you? Really...
lt's just that l'm sorry, too.
Well... good bye.
Excuse me...
Aren't you going to kiss me?
A good bye kiss? We won't be able to see each other ever again, you know.
- Ah, forget it! Don't, if you don't want to. - No, let's do it. Let's!
Do l have to tell you every little thing? lsn't it common sense?
- Dae-woo. - What?
Why didn't you report me in?
What?
Why didn't you report me to the police?
How can l turn in the person l love? The person l love.
Are you serious, now?
Come to ltaly with me.
- You know that l can't. - Please... please come with me.
Don't do this, Mina.
Why not? Why? Why not when you love me?
Really!
Why did you have to kill so many!
lf it was only one, l would've tried to understand. But how?
This is really driving me crazy.
When some people visit the place of their first kiss,
they say they think of their past love.
Whenever that person's song is heard,
there are people who reminisce.
As for me...
Every time l see news about the discovery of a secretly buried corpse in the mountains,
l think of her.
2 years later, Singapore lnt'l Airport
- Wow! Really! - How long has it been?
- About 2 years? - What brings you here?
l'm going to London on a business trip.
But the transferring time got long, so l came out on a tour.
Same with me. l'm on my way to Sydney.
By the way
l heard they found a corpse in Kangwon Province from the news a few days ago...
- lt suddenly reminded me of you, Mina. - Oh! Really?
By any chance, did you bury one at Chiak Mountain?
No, no. lt wasn't Chiak but...
lt's, honestly, hard to tell you...
- Please understand. - Yes, of course.
Don't tell me. You shouldn't be just telling it, of course!
How's ltaly?
lt's true about how you become patriots when you're overseas.
l think about Korea a lot.
- Why don't you visit once? - You know why.
How can l go back there?
l have to live outside for the rest of my life.
Do you have to go now?
Yes, it's almost time for departure.
Well, then...
Mina!
Yes?
Come on in when the period for prosecution expires!
What?
- l'll see you then. - All right.
Then, will we see each other again?
At that time, there would be someone beside me.
Someone to grow old with...
- Then l'll just kill her. - What?